If your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, you might want to avoid saying these:
"Sure you'll get your figure back. We'll just search 1985 to see where you left it."
"How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?"
"What's the big deal? If you can handle 'me' going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."
"Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, will ya?"
"Yo, fatass! You're blocking the TV!"
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson had a baby!"
"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
"Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
"Got milk?"
"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
2006-09-21 04:40:21 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-21 04:40:44 · update #1
LOL. Damn, and pregnant chicks arent sensitive enough already. That's funny!
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2006-09-21 04:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do not extremely understand... are you asking if a lady who's at the moment pregnant, 3-5 months alongside, can get pregnant with a 2d toddler throughout an analogous being pregnant? if so, no this isn't available because of the particular undeniable reality that the cervix/uterus is closed off (mucus plug and whatnot) If even with the indisputable fact that you advise a lady who's had a toddler 3-5 months before, certain it truly is available to get pregnant back so quickly after having the youngster.
2016-11-23 13:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, actually the WORST is seeing a woman and congratulating her, asking when the baby is due . . . and finding out she is NOT pregnant.
Hard to get over the awkwardness of that moment and move forward . . .
2006-09-21 04:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. A good way to be in the doghouse for a very long time!
2006-09-21 16:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another:
"If it's a girl, Jenny. A boy, Craig."
2006-09-21 07:20:42 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Nigel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When is the baby due? Say that to all the fat women you know.
2006-09-21 04:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by Niche Jerk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dang you must really like sleeping on the couch huh??
funny but oooo sooo wrong lol
2006-09-21 07:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny and good advise.
2006-09-21 04:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"do you know who the baby's daddy is?"-quote by Maury Povich!
2006-09-21 04:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by ~2Sxy4u!~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
seriously....just dont say shes fat..just say shes beutiful as always
2006-09-21 04:42:40 · answer #10 · answered by mikelo c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋