Why was our genitals put in such an awkward place ????

Question

Look how easy it would be if our genitals were on our foreheads.....

oh im dissapointed in you budding comedians, how predictable was an answer of " ******** " try a real sense of humour.............

tman, thanks for your answer, im sure your prick would not look out of place on your forehead !!!!!i hope those ears are meant to be funny, if not im very sorry......

Answer 1

I think the bigger problem is that god put the sewage disposal area too close to the recreation zone.

Answer 2

As a celebrated world renound PhD, I can safely say that often times many people are born with pink stink on their forehead. These people are socially ostricized and therefore tend to only interbreed with other noodle heads of sorts. Yet any chance of impregnation almost always ends in abortions, as having some stupid baby behind your face is just awkward at times. Also, many males faint after achieving an erection, as there is no blood to the brain anymore. And women tend to break out with acne as all that slime crusts over on their faces. So nowdays these children are typically aborted and most people are glad to hear it too. I don't know why people love to use the slur dick head about these fine americans. Its not like these disabled people choose to be this way, or go around spouting n.igger lover to everyone they see. To answer your point succinctly, I'd just rather have 10 dicks instead of fingers.

Answer 3

i was thinking about on the end of a finger. boy could you surprise people! Remember the group Stiff Little Finger? I guess they had a similar idea! Giving people 'the finger' would really take on a new meaning! But it is crazy. the testes need to be slightly cooler than internal body temp. But why do this? they are so vulnerable. And not just to dogs (or bitches ) biting them! Ringing the bells really hurts like nothing else. but where could the vagina be placed. watch out for someone posting a letter (to France? ). Could help to keep your hands warm in winter i suppose.

Answer 4

They are were they are for safety, as all animals walk on all fours apart from us, if on all fours any rival animal or predator can not get to them, and they would be tuked away from ay other dangers, but seeing as we broke the trend and sttod they seem in an awkward place, but its us that is awkward.

Answer 5

Excuse me people, this is just mean! He obviously suffers from a lack of sex. Ofcourse it makes no sense at the moment, but someday you'll actually find someone who have a chance with.... but with your ideals, its doomed to failure.... consider trying to have a conversation with a hard-on.... not so sneaky now huh!!!
All in all (no pun intended) the possibilities for a greater number of positions, better sex, and more of it, lies with the genitals remaining firmly in their place!!

Answer 6

My balls would obscure the view and although my head would be hairier, I'd have to worry about dribbling on my mouth !
Also I would always need to wear a hat incase of those emabrressing erections.

Answer 7

Imagine trying to play football and heading the ball or getting an erection whilst riding your motorbike. What sort of hairstyle would you have or would it just be pubes?

Answer 8

Spare a thought for those who lack such an asset.

Answer 9

Thats very funny lol , perhaps it was the result of a bad coin toss heads we win , tails we lose , ha,ha !

Answer 10

I know what you mean. It can be difficult to put your legs close together when sitting or lying down, as u feel your putting too much pressure on them.