When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, Chuck Norris does'nt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
2006-09-21 04:19:40 · 7 answers · asked by Eric L 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard.
It's another fist.
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2006-09-21 04:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the boogieman goes to bed every night, he looks under his bed for chuck norris.
Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can walk on jesus.
if chuck norris has sex with a man, its not because hes gay, but because there are no women left.
chuck norris can win connect four in 3 moves
if you spell chuck norris during a scrabble game, you win. forever.
chuck norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
waldo is hiding because of chuck norris
chuck norris once ate a whole cake, before his friends could tell him that there was a stripper inside.
Chuck norris always knows where carmen sandiego is.
Chuck norris doesnt believe in Germany
2006-09-21 15:13:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jeff L. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once side-kicked a baby in the throat for crying too much.
2006-09-21 04:22:49 · answer #3 · answered by Niche Jerk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't make movies anymore. He makes TV shows. lol!
2006-09-21 04:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris walked on Jesus.
2006-09-21 04:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by andrea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris put the yeeeee in yeeeeeeeeha
2006-09-21 04:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by hotsauce919rr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when chuck does push ups hes actually pushing the world down
2006-09-21 04:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by ndn_202 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋