this joke?
There were three women who were at the gynaecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy!" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl", said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter?” asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies?”
2006-09-21 04:02:57 · 14 answers · asked by max 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! If you have the right mind for it, it's very funny!
2006-09-21 04:04:28 · answer #1 · answered by mystri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a very old joke. Here's another;
Four nuns died and went to heaven, but at the pearly gates, there was st. peter and he said before you enter you have to answer one question, "Did you ever touch a man's private parts?"
The first nun thought awhile and said "Oh I was on the bus one day and it came to a sudden stop and accidently my elbow touched his private part."
St peter says "Go wash your elbow in the holy water and you may enter the pearly gates of heaven" So the nun does so.
The second nun tells St. Peter "Oh when I was a teenager before I became a nun, I did touch him there" So St. Peter told her to wash her hands and enter into heaven.
Just before the third nun was going to tell St peter what she did, The fouth nun cut a head of the third and started to gargle with the holy water!
St peter surprised said "What are you doing gargling with the holy water?"
The fourth nun said, "OH St. Peter, I didn't want to gargle from the holy water AFTER the third nun sat in it!"
2006-09-21 04:10:16 · answer #2 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL got a laugh!
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2006-09-21 04:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny and nasty at the same time!
2006-09-21 04:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious, i cant stop laughing. hahahahahaha
2006-09-21 04:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!
2006-09-21 04:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do all of the blonde girls have to be dumb? thats hair color-ist (you know, like racist, prejudiced)
2006-09-21 04:12:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goody!
2006-09-21 04:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by JUNONNKI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-21 04:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
saw it coming, but i still laughed!
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2006-09-21 04:14:35 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋