2006-09-21 03:58:44 · 10 answers · asked by ~Nan oru Naai~ 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
I've noticed by the many questions that you asked on Yahoo!, that you are very literate and quite articulate to be a dog. I am extremely impressed with your typing abilities. My own dogs can only muster a warning bark at the UPS man!
I can also see that you are bored and very lonely. Does your master know that you use the PC in her/his absence?
Take this time to enjoy yourself! Call your canine pals for some canine fun! (I assume that you have proper telephone manners, as well)
Go for a romp in the woods and chase squirrels. Get away from the PC for awhile....it will do you good! Go crazy....drink from the toilet and munch on Milk Bones.
From your Avatar, I can see that you have rather large and pendulous lips. Your apt to be a drooler, so if you drool in the keys, be a sweetie and wipe them dry, so when your master returns, you don't get in big trouble for leaving the keyboard wet and sticky.
Have a leg liftin', carpet tearing good time!
2006-09-21 04:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by Free Bird 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 12:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by meske 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there a window you can jump out of? If not you look pretty big, so just break one. Your master won't mind. Once you get outside, roll around in the mud, chase some females, roll around in urine and then go back through the window and help yourself to your master's bed.
After doing this get in to the garbage, slobber water all over the house and be sure to poop as you please!
Have fun! Seems as if you get to have a holiday of your own!
2006-09-21 04:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by brandy10006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to keep your hydration levels up by drinking plenty of water. Report your owner to the Royal Society for Protection of Animals by hitting speaker phone with your paw, dialing 0800 569469 and barking in morse code.
Whilst waiting for people to pick you up and rehome you with a decent family, poo in all your owners shoes.
2006-09-21 04:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by Madam Rosmerta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything you want.And the next time they get ready to leave go get into the car and look real sad maybe they will take you with them.If not run away.
2006-09-21 12:45:40 · answer #5 · answered by jean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dogs sometimes won't eat when there masters gone you didn't say if you put him a kennel or left at home
2006-09-21 04:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by jingles18@verizon.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a new master?
2006-09-21 04:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pee on poo on all the fluffy(carpet) covered rooms. They'll know not to leave you alone. Then find something to drink, keep self hydrated.
2006-09-21 04:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by ladida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be patient and i will come over to help you. I promise to feed u and play with you.
2006-09-21 04:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by Bling Bling 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat their shoes.........lol.
2006-09-21 04:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by Big D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋