Three men were taking a trip on a plane. When they get on the pilot tells the passengers not to throw anything out of the windows. The plane lifts off and they're on their way. On the plane the first man finds a pencil and wondering what to do with it he is told by one of the other men to throw it out the window, so he does. Then the second guy finished his apple and wondering how to get rid of the core he asks the other two men, they tell him to throw it out the window, so he does. Next the third man finds a grenade! Panicking he throws it out the window.
After the plane had landed the three men were walking down the street when they came across a guy holding his eye. The three men asked him what happened, he said he had looked up in the sky and a pencil fell and hit him in the eye. So the three men continued down the street and they come across a man holding his head, the three ask him what's wrong? The man says that he was walking down the street and an apple core fell on his head! Feeling a little strange the men continue down the street when they come across a man holding his stomach lauging his head off! The three ask him what's so funny? The man replies, I farted and that building exploded!
2006-09-21 03:39:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe, very funny.
By the way tell you some jokes, and the jokes goes:
-Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
-When did you first notice this problem?
-What problem?
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don't give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!
2006-09-21 03:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok um u kinda have it rigt it a precher a marine and a farmer get on a plane they flight attenaednt come out and say u guys have to throw 1 thing out of the wind so they do the precher throws a bible the marine throws a grenade and the farmer bag of apples
when they land they start walking to church as they walk they se a man cry they ask wats wrong he says a bible hit me on the head then they walked farther then they came to another person he says a bag of apples hit my car
then wen they came to someone laughin there asses of they asked why are u laughing(the marine is thinking lol my grenaid hit his house) all of a sudden he says i farted and ur house blew up =))
2006-09-21 11:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes suck! But it is technically impossible to open windows on a plane.
2006-09-21 10:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha!
2006-09-21 10:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA its not funny cornball, it is 1.5 on a scale of 10. Get better jokes loser.
2006-09-21 10:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by ny11203 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can't open windows on a plane. if you do, you get sucked out.
2006-09-21 10:51:17 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats so funny HAHAHA
2006-09-21 11:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. explosive asshole.
sounds like me yesterday (i had a bean burrito fur lunch)
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2006-09-21 10:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-09-21 10:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-09-21 10:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by laurali79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋