A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.
"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
2006-09-21 03:37:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it was a harmless joke, to the one who reported you... funny how they reported you yet swore in their answer. I am a blonde christian and found it hilarious- get a sense of humor people!
2006-09-21 04:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Slutlana 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About an 8. Funnie ! LMAO
2006-09-21 10:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some people have no sense of humor. I thought it was one of the funnier jokes on here today.
2006-09-21 10:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAAHAHAHAHAHAAA, this is really funny i'm surprised she knows how to pray. I love ur posts, send more.
2006-09-21 10:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite good, keep em coming. your on a roll 2 night.
2006-09-21 10:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilariously cute :)
2006-09-21 11:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by JaneDivided 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are an ***...REPORTED. And i did NOT give thumbs down so i could get a good rating... i did it because this is wrong... look at the rest of what he posted...these are sick and/or rude jokes.. a few are fine.. but he has gone to far.
2006-09-21 10:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Ha Ha kind of funny!
2006-09-21 10:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHA thats so funny HAHAHA
2006-09-21 11:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO That's a good one I'm writing it down now!!! Thanks for the laugh..
2006-09-21 10:39:44 · answer #10 · answered by brutalA 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋