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Selling your Grandmother into slavery (if no grandmother, choose similar female relation)

Indecent proposal - you sleep with the rich old dude

Indecent proposal, your partner sleeps with the rich old dude

General prostitution (per hour)

Pay rise to sleep with your boss (per annum)

Get naked for a naughty magazine

Do a porn film (per film)

Please don't reply with prudish, moralistic "not enough money in the world, rather have my pride" type answers... try and get into the spirit of the thing, eh?

2006-09-21 03:12:13 · 14 answers · asked by lickintonight 4 in Society & Culture Etiquette

Name a price for each catergory, pleas - and you don't have to answer if you don't like the idea. Gee, it's supposed to be fun. I'm not going to hunt you down and make you do it!

2006-09-21 03:18:37 · update #1

14 answers

Selling your Grandmother into slavery (if no grandmother, choose similar female relation) - I couldn't live with myself. So no deal.

Indecent proposal - you sleep with the rich old dude- I'd probably do it for a million. Maybe cheaper if he was still good looking.

Indecent proposal, your partner sleeps with the rich old dude. I wouldnt be happy about this at all! I dunno about that one, I dont think I could look at him the same way again, it'd spoil our relationship. But if I must name a price, I'd sell his wares for 5 million, that should soften the blow, so to speak!

General prostitution (per hour). Again probably 1 million per hour, but I dont think I'm worth that much!

Pay rise to sleep with your boss (per annum). He'd have to pay me the same million! That's my price for anyone I'd rather not sleep with!

Get naked for a naughty magazine. Ok this one, I'd do for about half a million. Although the readers might want their money back!

Do a porn film (per film). Bad enough doing it for money with the old dude, but getting filmed at the same time, that's the ultimate humiliation, so probably enough that I could get surgery so no one recognised me or my bits! So I reckon about 3 million.

2006-09-21 07:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Princess415 4 · 1 0

Sleeping with my boss - he's not really my type but a job swap might swing the balance.

Selling my colleagues into slavery - 1 euro each? Oh, all right then, half a euro. Dollars, pounds, whatever accepted with pleasure. And I'd give a large discount for a bulk purchase. Can deliver.

Do a porn film - for taxi fare to the studio, if with the right person (if with the right group of people, for bus fare).

Firebomb a shop - if it's an estate agent's, all I ask is a box of matches!

2006-09-22 04:23:41 · answer #2 · answered by Dramafreak 3 · 1 0

Selling my mother into slavery.....I would pay you $100

Sleeping with a rich old dude, depending on his wealth, I'd ask for a million but probably do it for half. Maybe even $100,000 American dollars.

General Prostitution, ugh, don't think so

Sleeping with my boss? You didn't say how often I had to sleep with that ogre.

Film or magazine? no and no

2006-09-21 03:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by Annie R 5 · 0 0

Selling my sister into slavery i'll get 1000 dollars.
I'll get naked for a naughty magazine to sleep with my partner.
I will give my boss 24 ours of passoinate love for a pay rise.

2006-09-21 05:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Gees, I been pretty broke lately. I think a few dollars for a hamburger and a cuppa coffee would be enough.. Well really I'd do all the kinky stuff for free, so, I've only got my granny left to sell, and she's pretty wrinkly. So yeah if I could get a bit of a meal, that'd be enough.

2006-09-21 04:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by shion_3072 2 · 1 0

Grandmother into slavery = £0.00, because I REALLY wouldn't go that low!!

Sleeping with rich old dude = £10,000
Partner with rich old dude = £10,000
Prositution, per shag (shag only extras cost more!) = £500.00
Per hour = £1,000

Payrise to sleep with my boss = £10,000 per annum
Get naked for mag = £2,000
Do porn film = £10,000 plus profits

All prices off course would be negotiable!!!

2006-09-23 23:49:13 · answer #6 · answered by Marlene 3 · 1 0

Does it have to be a female.? I have a nephew who has never done a day's work and lives the life of riley. A big strapping lad, I would throw in the whip, and it would be buy one get one free, as I would throw in his mother.
The price? 50p, no refund.

2006-09-21 10:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by Thia 6 · 1 0

those are not so as: a million. environment 2. Animals and puppy Rescue 3. Jesus 4. Making the international a greater powerful place 5. distinctive non- alcoholic juices/beverages and punch ooooh ice tea, orange weigh down mmm

2016-12-12 12:14:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would sell my sister, sisters-in-law and my husbands niece into slavery for 50p each just to get rid of them and if no one wants them even at that knock down price I will give them away, as for all the other ones on your list, forget it, I would nag them too much and they would have me paying them.

2006-09-21 12:00:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get naked for a magazine. at least then i only have people leering/drooling over me on paper not in person!

2006-09-21 03:15:33 · answer #10 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0 0

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