A blonde woman was tired of people calling her names and teasing her because of the colour of her hair, so she decided to kill herself. She found some rope and went to the park. She tied one end of the rope to a branch of a tree, climbed the tree and then tied the other end of the rope to her neck.
"Good bye, cruel world," and with that, she slid of the branch.
A couple of hours later, a man was walking in the park, when he noticed a blonde hanging from the tree, but the rope was now round her waiste.
"What are you doing?" the man asked in surprise.
"Im killing myself because the world is an evil place." she said with a tear in her eye.
"Well, isn't the rope supposed to be round your neck if your commiting sucide?" he said.
"Oh yes, but i tried that and couldn't breathe!"
2006-09-21 02:45:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very clean and funny...thanks
2006-09-21 03:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um. ok. i dont think of blonde jokes are very humorous. im a brunette, yet my sister is a blonde, and she or he's staggering. hair shade has not something to do with how clever a man or woman is. get a life.
2016-12-18 14:15:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a little funny and I have not heard it before.
2006-09-21 02:53:12 · answer #3 · answered by Shadoza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what!? You are NOBODY to tell blonde jokes.... you couldn't even spell 'off' So if I were you, I'd shut up.
2006-09-21 02:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol very good.
2006-09-21 02:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2006-09-21 03:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was hilarious
2006-09-21 02:49:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny!
2006-09-21 02:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by Freckled aquarius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is sad
2006-09-21 02:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by PUDDIN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! Thanks for making me laugh..
2006-09-21 02:48:23 · answer #10 · answered by noneofyourbizwax 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋