What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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An American Soldier serving in the Gulf War was driving his girlfriend around Iraq.
Suddenly there was a bump.
"What was that?" asked his girlfriend in alarm.
"Oh, just a rabbit." said the soldier casually. Then there was a bigger bump.
"What was that?" said his girlfriend.
"Just a badger," said the soldier.
After about 10 more minutes of safe driving his girlfriend was just going to sleep, when there were two huge bumps.
"Can you tell me what the £&*$ that was?" she shouted.
"It was an Iraqi." he replied.
''But why was there two bumps?"
"Well I had to go up onto the kerb to get that one."
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girl kicker
2006-09-21 02:40:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is that the size of the empty space between your ears?
oh btw i love your name, NOT
2006-09-21 03:25:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!! What the He*ll is girl kicker to mean!
2006-09-21 10:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA thats so funny HAHAHA
You made my day fella
2006-09-21 11:30:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What all that big space about
2006-09-21 10:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAAHA i dont get the girl kicker part.
2006-09-21 09:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by stuffy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!! WTFM????? You have serious issuses.
2006-09-21 10:20:18 · answer #6 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol that was cute
2006-09-21 09:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not....funny at all!
2006-09-21 18:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋