A woman from a major survey magazine was interviewing an airline pilot. The woman asked,''When's the last you time you had sex with your wife"? He replied,"1951".The woman, knowing that airline pilots are notorious for their active sex lives replied,"That's a long time".But then he said,"Yea, but its only 20:15 now".
2006-09-21 02:20:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wrong i did'nt even crack a smile
2006-09-21 02:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by captianameriscape 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up ...
ok
read this :
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says "one-nil."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "A goal. I'm ahead one-nil."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Goal! One all." The old boy farts again. "Goal! I'm ahead 2-1."
Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Goal! 2 all."
The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not be out done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and shits in the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides!"
he he he ...
girl kicker
2006-09-21 02:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey!! I AM an airline pilot
2006-09-21 02:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by Bill.C. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sensible and thrilling perhaps. An economist could call this a sort of arbitrage the place you're making 2 "bets" one or the two one among that are dropping bets yet usual they are worthwhile. occasion is to concurrently purchase and sell shares or bonds counting on the "unfold" it may desire to assure a earnings. Such opportunities for arbitrage are generally the outcomes of very short term fluctuations interior the marketplace and are at as quickly as "closed" simply by fact the marketplace adjusts. (In different words, authentic arbitrage opportunities can no longer exist in a loose and effective marketplace. yet genuine markets are not a hundred% effective... yet I digress somewhat) it is why i discover the shaggy dog tale thrilling. could desire to such arbitrage opportunities exist interior the genuine international? perhaps. yet in all probability no longer. in any different case they could happen continuously. it extremely is one component for a guy to wager yet another guy $5 something dumb like "he gets her telephone selection interior 24 hours" (or "a date") or something like that, yet no guy could take this kind of wager for an extremely great sum of funds! it is "guy a hundred and one." Like, in the journey that your pal stated "i will wager you $500,000 i will make your boss consume an earthworm interior 24 hours"... properly any sensible guy could be attentive to to no longer take this kind of wager simply by fact he could desire to easily pay the guy to accomplish despite no longer likely activity replaced into being wager on!
2016-10-17 09:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looool.. haha, 1951 as in 0751... lol like 24 minutes ago
nice one
2006-09-21 02:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by .imz_ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats so funny HAHAHA
You made my day fella
2006-09-21 04:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much did you bet? I didnt laugh... i just smiled. it wasnt that funny.
2006-09-21 02:30:47 · answer #7 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I guess you have to know military time to REALLY get it.
2006-09-21 02:28:22 · answer #8 · answered by gin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No sorry thought it was pathetic
2006-09-21 02:23:16 · answer #9 · answered by sherob1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I didn't laugh. It wasn't that funny.
2006-09-21 02:22:52 · answer #10 · answered by BAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋