2006-09-21 02:07:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Pint of beer please barman."
The barman said "we only serve paying customers here"
The dog said "Ive got money - tucked in my collar is £10 note"
The barman gave the dog a beer, took the money and thinking the dog wouldn't know the difference, put £5 note change behind the dogs collar.
"Terrible weather" said the barman making conversation.
"Terrible beer for £5 a pint" said the dog.
2006-09-21 02:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by cooperman 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nothing, but I'd be interested in meeting a talking dog.
2006-09-21 09:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Dan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um it matters how hard he walked into it... if he ranish into it then he probably got nocked out if he walked he probably said OW
2006-09-21 11:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ouch. That hurts.
2006-09-21 09:10:16 · answer #4 · answered by hh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw ...
2006-09-21 09:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by DocoMyster 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aaarrrffff aarrff.....
translation:has anybody seen a blind man enter this joint???
2006-09-21 09:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All i see is bones and fat arses.
2006-09-21 10:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, which way to the bathroom.
2006-09-21 11:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing, dogs cant talk silly. :)
2006-09-21 09:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
woof! it's all dogs can say
2006-09-21 09:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by ballmonkeyhockey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋