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2006-09-21 01:51:10 · 11 answers · asked by The Ego 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

add links to chuck norris jokes

2006-09-21 02:11:32 · update #1

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Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and you shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to you to bring a smile on your face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps you in making you laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

2006-09-21 05:35:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 35

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

2006-09-21 01:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by stomm 2 · 1 0

Chuck Norris is not scared of the dark. the dark is scared of Chuck Norris

2006-09-21 02:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by Shadow Kat 6 · 3 0

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

2006-09-21 03:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by ny_sysiphus 1 · 3 0

Chuck Norris IS a joke

2006-09-21 02:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0 4

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in its chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes

2006-09-21 02:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by Blondie_13 2 · 1 0

when chuck norris falls into the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris

2006-09-21 02:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by ballmonkeyhockey 5 · 3 0

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he aint pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down. (cracked me up quite a bit)

2006-09-21 02:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

chuck norris doesnt sleep...he waits

2006-09-21 01:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by gem 3 · 1 0

whatever chuck norris can do, jack bauer can do better!

2006-09-21 01:55:44 · answer #10 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0 5

He himself.

2006-09-21 01:53:24 · answer #11 · answered by Alert! -10 Points 2 · 0 2

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