A man is busy doing sex his girlfriend on the railway tracks. The alert train driver spots the couple miles before and immediately starts honking and starts applying the brakes.
But the couple just ignore it and are happily in the act. The driver is
damn irritated and just stops a few yards away from the loving couple.
He jumps down from the engine and rushes towards the man who has just finished and is zipping up his pants.
The driver is so angry, he starts shouting at the irresponsible young man, "You idiot, do you realize that had I not seen you at the right time, this would have been your last......"
"Hold on...," replies the young man,
"Listen, you were coming and I was coming. But only you had brakes.."
2006-09-21 00:57:18 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
better to die than stopping from entering the kingdom of heaven....
hehehe that was cool...lol!
2006-09-21 01:09:08 · answer #1 · answered by eDraLiN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there grew to become no diverse determination diverse than taking the single or 2 rounds of loose beverages presented by utilising the pilot as a gesture and an illustration of appology for the positioned off. The minister grew to become occupied by utilising the look of the hostess. i got here upon it offensive for the minister to make jock out of her. Had I even have been the guy who witnessed this, i could have cautioned the minister to rejoice with the take a seat the placement he grew to become in.
2016-10-17 09:24:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! You are Bad, Bad, Bad!! LOL. LOL.
Great Joke. LOL. LOL.
Have a really great evening!
2006-09-22 08:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
got a better one:
If the answer is Dick Tracy, what is the question?
"Whats that in my 4rse, Wayne?"
2006-09-21 01:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you that has made my day,a great joke and very funny
2006-09-21 01:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn Lmaoooooooooooooooo
2006-09-21 10:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you do what you could do i did what i had to do.
thumbs up to the young man
hahahaha love it.
2006-09-21 01:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm hungry for more, you are so funnnnnny
2006-09-21 07:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best of the week and it's thursday!
2006-09-21 11:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2006-09-21 02:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋