The sentences may seem right but something is wrong with them, what is it? - Answers all 5 correct gets Best Answer...
1. Don't get in the water if you don't know how to swim.
2. If you can't read the sign, tell me immediately.
3. I don't eat spinach, if i would taste it, it'll taste aweful.
4. When you get this message, call me immediately or don't bother.
5. No one goes to that restaurant because it is too crowded.
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2006-09-20 23:40:58 · 7 answers · asked by Princess Answers 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clue: the way the sentence was said, there's something wrong...
2006-09-20 23:41:46 · update #1
I'm sorry, i incorrectly spelled awful to aweful... >D...whoops!...
Tip2: no wrong spelling is part of the answer
2006-09-21 00:33:12 · update #2
They don't know that they cant swim, they haven't tried.
The person cant read, they don't know that.
It would, not it'll , and you don't know that, you haven't tried.
It's one or the other. You cannot "call me or dont."
If nobody goes... it isn't crowded.
2006-09-21 03:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Actually someone could not know that they do not know how to swim until they got into the water. Circular logic.
2. If you cannot read the sign you have no idea it says to tell you immediately.
3. Spelling mistake - Aweful is spelt Awful. Should be Do Not instead of Don't. If you have never eaten spinach then you do not know what it tastes like.
4. Does not make sense. You have no idea when the person will recieve the message so will not know whether they have called back immediately or waited for some time and if they chose to "not bother" then you would still never know if they chose not to call or they have simply not got the message yet.
5. If no one goes to the restaurant then it cannot be too crowded.
All sayings are examples of a double bind - self-contradictory examples of circular logic. A catch-22.
"You will be damned if you don't and damned if you do"
"We don't need no education"
2006-09-21 00:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. If you don't know how to swim, don't get into the water. (comma usage)
2. Tell me immediately if you can't read the sign. (comma usage?)
3. I don't eat spinach, because if I taste it, it'll taste awful. (comma usage)
4. When you get this message, either call me immediately, or don't bother calling. (either-or)
5. No one goes to that restaurant, because it is to crowded. (comma usage)
2006-09-21 00:59:42 · answer #3 · answered by J 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1.a person who doesn't know how to swim don't swim unless if he wanted to kill himself... (lol..)
2.i don't know how to read the sign so i can't tell you immediately...
3.you can't say it's awful because you don't eat spinach...
4.i don't bother so i won't call you immediately...
5.if no one goes to that restaurant how come it's too crowded?
the sentences are ironic...
2006-09-20 23:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. it should be like this i think,,,,,,,,,, don't go ............
2. how can one tell if he cant read it
3. how can u know the taste if u r not eating it
4. both the reactions on getting the message are opposite
5. n lastly how is it possible for a place to be crowdy if no one goes to it?
2006-09-21 00:04:36 · answer #5 · answered by sixthsense350 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) i think it is into not in
2 ) have no ideea
3 awful is spelled awful
4don't bother to call at all?
5i think it is nobody not no one
2006-09-20 23:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by Diana_84 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its all negatives.
2006-09-21 00:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by grandad 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋