BLONDE JOKES....is this funny............?

Question

LAST YEAR I REPLACED ALL OF THE WINDOWS IN MY HOUSE WITH THOSE EXPENSIVE
DOUBLE-PANE ENERGY EFFICIENT KIND. BUT, THIS WEEK I GOT A CALL FROM THE
CONTRACTOR COMPLAINING THAT HIS WORK HAD BEEN COMPLETED A WHOLE YEAR AGO,
AND I HAD YET TO PAY FOR THEM. BOY OH BOY, DID WE GO AROUND!! JUST BECAUSE I'M BLONDE, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM AUTOMATICALLY STUPID!! SO, I PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM JUST WHAT HIS FAST-TALKING SALES GUY HAD TOLD ME LAST YEAR... THAT IN ONE YEAR, THE WINDOWS WOULD PAY FOR THEMSELVES. THERE WAS SILENCE ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE, SO I JUST HUNG UP AND I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THEM SINCE.
GUESS I WON THAT STUPID ARGUMENT

Answer 1

hahahaha....super duper ultra mega laughter....
i really enjoyed this one...i rate it as 1000/1000...
i learned something from that blonde....think i'm gonna try that one whenever a saleman would try to sell me anything...
i am literally giggling....hahaha hehehe hihihi.....

also tnxs 4 the pts...have a nyc day ahead of yah!!!

Answer 2

A blonde, brunette, and a crimson head have been status on the sting of the pool waiting for the one hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and started swimming. a jiffy the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the crimson head. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They provided the gold to the brunette, the silver to the crimson head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the steel round her neck the blonde wispered " i do no longer want to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their palms"

Answer 3

Lmao..hahahahaaa

Answer 4

LOL. I reckon you did! Can't argue with Blonde Logic! LOL.

Have a great evening!

Answer 5

i'm confused, you don't look blond?
LOL
i heard it in the 3rd person, but not like you told it in 1st person.
very effective!
(actually my hair is almost white, yahoo avatars doesn't offer a gray option)

Answer 6

i should have seen that comming, jokes like that are such a PANE,
i THINK IT WAS A BIT CILL (Y)
i could see right through it,
and i think you are a glass act..
lol

Answer 7

I like your blonde joke. It's very original. I might repeat it.

Answer 8

Very funny.
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http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
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http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
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http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
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Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps you in making you laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 9

LOL...it's funny yes...
is it a windows program ?

Answer 10

lol. yay for blonde jokes heh