A blonde wanted to go ice fishing; so, after reading many books on the subject and gathering all of the necessary equipment, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice boomedout, "HEY, YOU, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her Thermos, and began to cut another hole. Again, a voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!"
The blonde, now worried, moved to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and once again tried to cut the ice hole. Once more, the voice said,
"THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!"
The blonde stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Who are you? God?"
The voice replied, "NO, YOU DUMB BLONDE, I OWN THE ICE RINK!"
2006-09-20 22:22:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL : ) Thks.
2006-09-20 22:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim arriveshome 2 find his wife lying on the floor ia a pool of sweat . He rushes over n rouses her . It's then that he notices that she's wearing a heavy coat n a mink . " R u OK ? What r u doing ? " " U 've been promising 2 paint the living room 4 month now , " she explains groggily . " I wanted 2 prove that I could do just as good a job as u , n faster 2 ! " " Well, it does look like u did a good job , " Jim says , looking around . " But why r u all bundled up ? " " I know how 2 read , " she snaps. " The can said '$ best results put on two coats . ' "
2006-09-20 22:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by Yeong w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA very good....
Heres another..
In a small town in England, there is a small store. And in the store is a magic Mirror of Truth. If you go up to it and tell the truth, you get a shiny piece of gold. But if you lie, you disappear.
A very ugly brunette came in, stood in front of the Mirror of Truth and said, "I think I am the prettiest woman in all of England!" And poof, she disappeared.
Next came a fat, redhead. She stood before the Mirror of Truth and said, "I think I am the prettiest woman in all of England." Poof! She disappeared! Then a drop-dead gorgeous Blonde came into the store. She stood before the Mirror of Truth and said, "I think..." Poof! She disappeared.
2006-09-20 22:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by Nyla 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
while were on the blondes!!
Glidden the paint company is now coming out with paints to match hair color
Blonde is there first attemt
However
it's not very bright but it does spreaded real easy!!
2006-09-21 07:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad for a blond joke
2006-09-20 22:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...yea i think its funny....i love blond jokes, coz most of my friends are blond....i have to go tell them..thanx
2006-09-20 22:27:10 · answer #6 · answered by ET 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont care about this question i just want to be next to the YAHOO answer GOD! RAJU rules! i bow..lol
2006-09-21 06:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by kanto boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA, Ha, Ha
2006-09-21 19:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Florin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao ..Funny
2006-09-20 22:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i havent herd that one- thank you for the chuckle :D
2006-09-20 22:26:37 · answer #10 · answered by Stickie:) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanx
2006-09-20 22:41:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋