2006-09-20 22:10:54 · 5 answers · asked by Yeong w 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and you shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to you to bring a smile on your face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/
Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps you in making you laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-09-21 05:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 11⤋
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never
Saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty good )
The answer is: "A Last Name."
You didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you?
2006-09-21 05:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
ok in this joke u have to imagon talions peacking ok?
ok well ther was 2 italian people on a bus and there was an old women siting be hind them a this what she heard
ema com 1st then
i com
2 asses com 2geter
i com agin then
2 more asses com 2 gether
i,pee twice
then i com 1 last time
the ladie said to the men excuse me but in this country we dont talk about our sex lifes in public 1 man said hang on whos talking about there sex lives? im telling my friend how 2 spell mississippi! lol
2006-09-21 05:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by Lady Gag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
were you present when your picture was taken?
2006-09-21 05:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by seshu 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yff5Sp6bN6k
go there ;)
2006-09-21 05:16:00 · answer #5 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋