who went into the bank and was standing at the tellers window when she started to write a check with a rectal thermometer. Oh, she exclaimed, "Some A**** has got my pen!"
2006-09-20 20:35:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am a nurse and i truly appreciate the joke .we hate it when a good pen disappears and you never know what we might pull out of our pocket!!LOL
2006-09-20 21:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by cee 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, I didn't hear..............Uh....
How do you find this one?
A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves
The first child stands and says, "My name is Mary Johnson."
"Thank you, Mary", says the teacher.
The second student says, "My name is Sam Smith."
"Thank you, Sam."
The third student says, "My name is Johnny Fuckhour."
The teacher is horrified, and tells Johnny that this type of language will not be allowed. He replies, "Honest, my name is Johnny Fuckhour. If you don't believe me, check up in the fifth grade where my brother is."
So the teacher walks up to the fifth grade class, and asks, "Do you have a Fuckhour in here?"
One boy stands in the back of the room and says, "Hell, no! We don't even get a nap hour in here!"
2006-09-21 03:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At least she didn't find out when the doctor asked for the scalpel.
2006-09-22 01:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by dandandan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! No pun intended....LOL. No I hadn't heard it, but it's awesome LOL.
2006-09-21 03:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dint get thet
2006-09-21 03:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not yet
2006-09-21 04:12:21 · answer #6 · answered by kidu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yah
2006-09-21 03:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by Badhan 0 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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THAT IS THE BEST JOKE EVER OMG YOU ARE ONE FUNNY BIRD! YOU SHOULD START A JOKE SCHOOL TO TEACH OTHERS YOUR FUNNY JOKES!
2006-09-21 03:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's actually pretty funny
2006-09-21 03:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by misterlyle 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
GOOD 1.
2006-09-21 03:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by ambika v 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋