Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says, "The doctor prescribed suppositories for this stomach problem I've been having, and no matter what I do, I just can't get this little pill up my butt. Even the doctor had to shove the first one in to show me how it was done - - and I tell you, it took forever for him to get it up there... and it *hurt*!"
"Poor baby," says the wife. "You were probably nervous and tense, and he probably wasn't very gentle with you. Here, let me give you the suppository - - I will put it up."
Still grumbling, the husband bends over. His wife puts her left hand on his left shoulder to brace him, and, with her right hand quickly and easily slips the pill up her husband's rear end. The husband suddenly lets out a blood curdling scream.
"My God!" Says the wife. "What happened? Did I hurt you?"
"No!" Cries the man. "But I just realized that when the doctor did it,
he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!"
2006-09-20 20:29:49 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You naughty Pd.............thanks for the naughty joke.
.........hahahaha..........How could she place both hands?
.........hahahaha
2006-09-20 20:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeewwwwwwww, that sucks!!!!!
But really a great one for people like us. Read this one- what is the height of bravery, patience and laziness combined?
Ans- Sh*tting on the shore and waiting for the Tsunami to clean up the ***!
2006-09-20 21:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..you really Know How To Start My Evening Lol
GoodMorning :D
2006-09-20 22:15:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
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2006-09-21 05:11:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good One!
2006-09-20 20:32:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Is Hillarious!
2006-09-23 15:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Cute!!!!
Thank for sharing...
2006-09-20 20:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by cinson1999 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao omg that was so funny hahaha
2006-09-20 20:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by Blue S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O..o ahaha! g'morning sire...lol
2006-09-20 20:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pd now behave yourself
2006-09-21 07:24:07 · answer #10 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋