Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you
at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months
in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and
we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about
400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there
I have to exercise early in the morning before
my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they
are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately
my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because
it makes the ice jump right out of my glass
2006-09-20 20:23:29 · 3 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hhahahaha.......but, I go for walking for atleast one hour..but my belly is what it was from the day when I started going for walking.......
2006-09-20 20:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grim thought about the nursing home. Gee life is a c***shoot, you just don't know how long you will live. If I had known I would live this long, I would have taken better care of myself!
2006-09-21 03:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-22 18:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋