The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because
they have requested an audience, and as they are
THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope
Dopey leads the pack. Dopey my son," says the Pope
"what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency,
but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question,
thinks for a moment, and answers, "No Dopey, there are
no dwarf nuns in Rome ."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf
nuns in all of Europe ?"
The Pope puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and
then answers Dopey, "there are no dwarf nuns in Europe ."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again Dopey turns around and silences them with
an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme
holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds,
"I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere
in the worl d."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing
and pounding the floor -tears rolling down their
cheeks as they begin chanting:
"Dopey shagged a penguin!" "Dopey shagged a penguin!"
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