2006-09-20 19:52:30 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he gave it to me
i had to staple my english paper before i turned it in
thank you though, you can have it back now
2006-09-20 20:04:10 · answer #1 · answered by stef 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was always up to something....now a stapler has gone missing. Hmmmm....what to do?
I can't answer your question....unless you tell me where you last saw your stapler and when you last saw Jesus and then I can use the clues to solve this mystery for you. Please don't use parables about lamps and vines as part of your clues to the mystery. I see no point in using riddles as clues to solving puzzles....but that's just me.
Good luck with the stapler thing, and if you could spare a paper clip....I'd appreciate it. (I don't know how these things disappear).
2006-09-21 03:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he hid it in the pages of the Bible and starting at Mathew the directions to where it is begin. Read it or buy a new stapler suit yourself
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2006-09-21 02:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.He will give it back, you have to say a prayer to get it, though.
2. Noah has it one the ark, it will come back empty, all that two by two stuff had to be filed in triplicate, you know.
3. Jesus borrowed it and gave it to Satan. It will come back jammed, you'll never be able to fix it.
4. If he put it in our Bibles, most of us here will never find it.
5. It's waiting for you in heaven, your reward. Most of us will be sitting at his right hand, you'll get handed a stapler. Maybe it will be gold!?!
All out of smart ---. Good luck finding your stapler.
2006-09-21 03:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Its in the freezer next to that burrito that you bought at the corner store 3 years ago
2006-09-21 02:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by AstralFairy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He gave it to me, cause he like me better, than you. Because I am a child of the KING, and you are of your father the devil.
2006-09-21 03:10:53 · answer #6 · answered by twelfntwelf3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a sneak-thief?
2006-09-21 03:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya know, he's always doing things like that.
Did you check his shroud? I hear he hides things there sometimes.
2006-09-21 05:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by Reuben Shlomo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On Noah's Ark... Quick! Before it sails away!
2006-09-21 02:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He gave it to Mohammad.
2006-09-21 05:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋