2006-09-20 19:35:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i would say Oprah.....but the tummy stapling probably wouldn't allow it
2006-09-20 19:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say Oprah Pigsty, I mean Winfrey. I chose her only because Jesus' stomach wouldn't be used to eating Donuts and he would probably be barfing after eating just one to one and a half Donuts.
2006-09-21 07:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by 2BaD4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, cause he could feed the whole world, including Oprah, with only one donut. All he then have to do is to eat two.
2006-09-21 02:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
, Jesus of course, It's one of life's great paradoxes : skinny people can eat a lot more than fat people can. look at that Japanese guy that always wins the hot dog eating contests,what is he 140 lbs soaking wet or half an Oprah.?
2006-09-21 06:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus likes fruits, grains, and veggies (read Gen. first chap) that was the original "healthy" diet. He wouldn't eat sweets.
So the answer would be OPRAH...if she is off her diet.
2006-09-21 02:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by sdrose17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OPRAH of course. Jesus is a fictional character!
2006-09-21 02:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Noone's really sure what jesus looked like, he couldve been a huge guy with a huger appetite. But, I'm going to have to go with oprah..........
2006-09-21 02:38:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oprah is SOOOOO over donuts, Jesus would...
2006-09-21 02:42:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That depends if doughnuts are kosher or not and whether Jesus likes greasy foods. I'm guessing Jesus is the fish, bread and wine kinda guy.
2006-09-21 05:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by chicachicabobbob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oprah, because Jesus would share his first. I am an agnostic, by the way.
2006-09-21 02:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by Proud Liberal 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
jesus is dead. dead people can't eat donuts so oprah would win by default but you better make sure they are in coach bags or something if you want her to touch them. maybe burberry sprinkles.
2006-09-21 02:44:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋