I caught my cousin at border couple weeks ago. He said I am looking fo my cousin Ping Pong Bong! I was so emotional didn't know what to do. He been staying at my house for while now illegal. I don't wanna betray my minute man job. but he have so many problem in China he is my best cousin. Please people what would you do if you were me? Should I turn him in illegal or help him with problems?
2006-09-20 19:28:04 · 11 answers · asked by Ping 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
you should tie him down, dress him in a leapord thong and run a gay ******* on him.
through this ritual..you can say "chin chin ling wang"....which translates loosley "now you are my *****..APRIL FOOLS!!"
after that send his *** back to ping pong land
2006-09-20 19:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by MILFseducer M 1 · 3⤊ 2⤋
No keep him in your home I hope that ICE will knock on your door and we get rid of 2 problems at same time very appropriate name ping pong guess you have small balls ha in your last posting you identified yourself as from Mexico what the deal here ????minute man would never have considered you to volunteer
2006-09-21 02:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by aldo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"ping pong bong"-and you wonder why people don't take the question seriously??-anyway i will give it a go (excuse me while i wipe the keyboard dry of my tears of laughter). he may be your cousin-but the bottom line is you are harbouring an illegal alien-who's going to support him-you??. send him back home and tell him to apply for a visa-i dare say there would be some sort of judicial punishment for harbouring an alien-so its up to you.
2006-09-21 03:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh brother! Do people really have this much trouble obeying the law? No wonder we're in such a rut in this country. Wake up! Illegal means illegal! End of story. Keep it simple folks.
2006-09-21 02:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Help him with his problems. Everyone breaks the law when it suites them then they rag on illegals. Throw a party and t.p some stuck-up, foreigner-haters house. Haha! How dya like them apples.
2006-09-21 02:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by numchuckchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Report your cousin he is Illegal and he does not have a right to be in the United States.
2006-09-21 02:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You should help him with his problems first make sure he is doing right for the country.once he is stable nd his probems are solve dyou shoudl ask him your self politely to go back to his country but you will mak an attempt to make it legal for him to be here with a visa or w/e. if he refuses and isnt helping this country report his ***.
2006-09-21 02:32:47 · answer #7 · answered by johani 1 · 2⤊ 4⤋
help him u chinese dumbo...u shud be loyal to ur blood n stuff....n seriously u write lyk u talk...correct ur spellings
2006-09-21 02:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by wants_to_know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life. and learn how to spell right. you spell like you talk. 2
2006-09-21 02:32:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
turn him over to police
2006-09-21 02:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Diffuser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋