A New York man was forced to take a day off work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge only to hear that court would be adjourned, and he would have to return the next day.
"What for?" he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and the sharp query roared, "Twenty dollars for contempt of court. That's why!"
Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented. "That's all right. You don't have to pay now."
The man replied,"I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."
2006-09-20 19:15:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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here's one for u
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and ratherArabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called aPrincess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing abeat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bi*ch."
2006-09-20 19:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by chapped lips 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Fooking funny girl!
2006-09-21 02:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go up and that was very good to wake up to! Ha ha!
USC chick - fantastic!!
2006-09-21 02:25:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... hmm... I wonder what those 2 words are? heheh
2006-09-21 02:31:38 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-21 04:09:34 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder what those two words would be!!
2006-09-21 02:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
USC chick ---That is Hilarious!
2006-09-21 02:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh and what would those two words be?? lol â¥
2006-09-21 02:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have no idea of what you are trying to say
2006-09-21 05:23:39 · answer #9 · answered by ash 1412 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahaha
2006-09-21 02:19:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋