A businessman was interviewing applicants for corporate accountant. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job: he asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?"
The first interviewee was a journalist by training. His answer was "Twenty-two."
The second applicant had an engineering degree. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.
The next person was a former legal researcher. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Commissioner of Stamp Duties, two and two was proven to be four.
The last applicant only had a sixth-grade education. The businessman asked him, "How much is two and two?" The last applicant got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it, then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
He got the job.
2006-09-20 19:10:31 · 9 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO again. LOL. again. Can't get enough of your jokes
2006-09-21 13:57:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Two Cajun commercial fishermen, Boudreaux & Thibodeaux went
out in the Gulf of Mexico fishing. They were gone a couple
of months. On their return, they noticed a Taco Bell had
been built while they were away.
Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says "Look at dat, we not
gone no time and dem Mexicans done come over here and built
a telephone company!"
2006-09-21 02:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I knew the last one got the job,,,,,, I had heard it already..any way a good one........hahaha
Just to get some dew drops: Read .........
Three boys were walking home from school one day. All of a sudden, they saw a naked lady sunbathing so of course, they stopped to look. Then, right out of the blue, one of the kids takes off running.
The next day, they see the same lady, and again, the same kid takes off running.
On the third day they stop to see the lady, and she is still there. But this time, before the kid can run away, his two friends grab him by the arm, and they ask him: "What's the matter, don't you like looking at naked women?"
And the kid replies, "Yeah, but my mommy told me that if I look at a naked woman too long, I'll turn to stone; and I felt something getting hard."
2006-09-21 03:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Yep that's the way my company does it to.
2006-09-22 00:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's the way! LOL. Good one.
2006-09-22 19:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE WAS THE RIGHT CANDIDATE FOR THE BUSINESS MAN
2006-09-21 03:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by sanat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-09-21 04:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Malfoy vs Potter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! cheers^^ haha..2thumbs up...thx!
2006-09-21 02:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...sneaky....i like
2006-09-21 02:13:11 · answer #9 · answered by newfangled_04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋