Would anyone like to become a Baptist and join my church?
2006-09-20 19:04:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Let me sign you up....
2006-09-20 19:06:31 · update #1
What? no one wants to hear me preach?
2006-09-20 19:08:27 · update #2
well. Lets hear one my friend. Strut your feathers and go.
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2006-09-20 19:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Church is over rated. Who wants to sit in church for hours at a time and read 1 chapter in the bible when you can read it yourself in home in 1/2 the time. Plus most people that go to church are hypocrites. That's why i stay away from them, because i don't want to be one of those hypocrites.
2006-09-21 02:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by mystique_dragon4 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, thanks. Church is a very outdated institution, now that people are more freethinking and know the truth. I feel there is enough mental illness in the world, without you guys making it worse with your lies.
Give up, cults are very 20th century!
2006-09-21 04:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by GayAtheist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd rather undergo a root canal without anesthesia performed by a guatemalean large animal vetenarian whose license has been revoked for animal cruelty..... after which I will perform the act of sef-trephination, again without anesthesia and with a dull, unsterilized drill bit and a almost fully discharged handheld cordless drill...... any other questions?
2006-09-21 02:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by elwoodo0oo 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope.
2006-09-21 02:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell to the no!
That was an easy two points!
2006-09-21 02:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO !! go preach somewhere else
2006-09-21 02:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by tinkerbell 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Anyone? Maybe...
Me? No!
2006-09-21 02:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes,service to community is service to god
2006-09-21 02:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by palani 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thanks but no!................ hold on is there free unlimited stella?
Id like to hear you preach about free stella!
2006-09-21 02:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋