I got pulled over today by a state trooper and I was going 10 over. I thought fast, and came up with the best idea EVER: I took a dump in my pants. I had about a minute but i managed to get a decent loaf out by the time he got the the window. He saw the concerned look on my face and asked why I was speeding. I said I had crapped my pants and was speeding home to change. At first he didn't believe me but boy did he smell my shitty underwear! Anyway he let me go and i was on my way home! So if you get pulled over, I highly recommend shitting your pants. it will stink and be degrading and uncomfortable but think about it. Insurance cost will total in the hundreds, even thousands over the years, going to court, paying the fine, is it worth it? Yes.
2006-09-20 18:13:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I cant garantee it will work EVERY time but they will most likely pity you enough to let you go
2006-09-20 18:18:38 · update #1
haha yeah dude your lucky you atleast got out of the ticket or else that would have meant you had a REALLY bad day lol funny story though
2006-09-20 18:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by mrtybrodur_30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you know if a cop reads this tonight or tomorrow you just blew the trick into mid air by telling this over the net. I myself would not stoop to that level but apparently it worked for you. Next time hopefully you won't speed. I could not even guess what you would do next. Well you beat the system this time but it may not work again, ya know...
2006-09-20 18:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dya understand what? i've got self belief so undesirable to all the human beings who did no longer get tickets. i'm so indignant in direction of those people who offered them and are merchandising them for 1000's of pounds on eBay. i think of that's pathetic because of the fact an incredible type of human beings are devastated that they did no longer get tickets. i attempted for 2 hours interior the morning making use of the homestead telephone, cellular and information superhighway and at 2 o clock i grew to become into so fortunate to discover 2 tickets on an internet site which hadn't crashed. i grew to become into in bits while i presumed i might neglected out on the possibility of going so i understand the variety you all experience in case you probably did no longer get them. inner maximum apologies xx
2016-10-15 06:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by bassage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see how crapping your pants would get you out of a ticket. Personally, if I were the cop, i would call for back-up so we could have a laugh or two.
2006-09-20 21:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by ubermasss 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!! Least it worked
My friend had same thing happen to him he said a mouse ran under his feet cop wouldnt get close to the car . and let him go with warning
2006-09-20 18:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by yoursuperman000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww
2006-09-20 18:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by goldielocks123 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
y-r disgusting and i seriously doubt your story specially when it comes to the states elite Troopers
2006-09-20 22:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by aldo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And did you pick the corn out and eat it for lunch?
2006-09-20 18:17:19 · answer #8 · answered by bconehead 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather pay the fine.
2006-09-20 18:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by frogspeaceflower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...funny and gross....lol
i'd rather deal with payin a ticket!!!!
2006-09-20 18:27:44 · answer #10 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋