Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which
is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are
all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each
of you one wish before your whipping."
The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to
be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly:
"Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also
led away whimpering loudly.
The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said:
"You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is
one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Sardar replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.
Sardar smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back"
2006-09-20 17:55:48 · 11 answers · asked by bruno 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for this joke and for the invitation
^_^ very funny. sardar is clever
thanks a lot. keep it up
2006-09-20 18:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before with an American man, his wife, and mother-in-law.
Put 2 and 2 together and you get the idea.
This one was funny, too.
2006-09-21 00:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call 911, I'm dying of laughter!!!!!!
2006-09-21 00:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-09-21 02:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by new2dagame 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man that's so good!!!!! thanx for the laugh
2006-09-21 02:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious!
love it!
2006-09-21 01:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!!!whoooh!!hahaha
2006-09-21 03:07:39 · answer #7 · answered by Rhy_23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my jaws is falling!! hahahaha
2006-09-21 02:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by ..Cherry.. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's cold
2006-09-21 01:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one...like it...
2006-09-21 01:07:40 · answer #10 · answered by funkyscorpion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋