Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
"I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmedabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.
"Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? "
"Yes...... speaking"
AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy .
"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"
" Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"
"I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. .... he will speak to your company tomorrow "
That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? and if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
‘"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle !!!!!!!!!""
2006-09-20 17:41:13 · 11 answers · asked by bruno 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was very funny it makes me laugh. people around me wonder why.
^_^ thanks for that i really appreciated it. keep it up and keep on posting
2006-09-20 17:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theres just one similar joke
the clerk at the girls hostel calls up the electricity guy and tells him"arre aj to admi bhejj do ladkiyan ek hafte se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain!"
2006-09-21 00:45:59 · answer #2 · answered by m k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That's funny. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-22 19:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny but i like it
2006-09-21 00:46:02 · answer #4 · answered by Eric 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-09-21 01:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bahahahah woww
2006-09-21 00:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by Abigail S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-09-21 00:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Bluffmaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too cute
2006-09-21 00:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha..ha..ha..!! i like it!!!..... now, that's tacky!!!!
2006-09-21 00:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by funkyscorpion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe.,.....
2006-09-21 02:22:48 · answer #10 · answered by ..Cherry.. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋