a man is going through a divorce with his wife..
he is walking along the beach wehre they were married.. and he stubs his toe on something.
he digs it out and its a lamp.. he rubs it and a genie pops out..
the genie tells him he has three wishes .. but there is one catch.. everything that he gets.. his ex gets double..
he says okay,,
Right off the bat he says i want ten million dollars .. POOF.. a dufflebag is at his feet.. POOF POOF.. two are at his ex's house..
Next he wishes for a Brand new Lexus.. POOF.. up on the road theres a nice black lexus.. POOF POOF.. there are two in his wifes drive way...
the genie tells him to think hard cause its his last wish...
he thinks for a minutes and says " okay .. I got it."
Genie says whats your wish?
"I wish you'd beat me half to death."
2006-09-20 17:18:26 · 20 answers · asked by Matthew David 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad :)
2006-09-20 17:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. I wasn't expecting that 3rd wish. That should do her in. If I could I would drive over there and satch the other 20 million.
2006-09-21 00:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by no nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep, its cute
i've heard other versions of it.. but it had the same concept.. the genie and being beaten "half to death" as the person's last wish
2006-09-21 00:45:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that 1
2006-09-21 08:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by Harleyquinn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. More classic than old.
2006-09-21 00:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should have ran her over with his new Lexus.
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Yes, it is excellent.
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2006-09-21 12:27:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Haha! That's fun!
2006-09-21 00:34:01 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Liza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not at all, but you're still a better comedian than ryan seacrest.
lol
ok ok i kinda liked it
2006-09-21 00:22:49 · answer #9 · answered by its just me!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but a goodie!!
2006-09-21 00:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. It's a goodie.
2006-09-22 19:18:24 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋