There is this blonde and she wants to call her mom in France, She goes to this place where she asked the man there how much it is to call her mom in france,,, the man says $400.00 She said oh i dont have that much money...but i would do anything to call my mom..ANYTHING said the man yes ANYTHING.. so the man closes the store and ask her to follow him to a room...she does..h tells her to get on her knees..she does...he sits down and tells her to unzip his pants...she does ...he tells her take it out...she does and holds it with both hands....he lays back and whispers go on!!!!! she says HELLO MOM!!!!
2006-09-20 17:08:36 · 18 answers · asked by liltexas36 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute
2006-09-20 17:11:59 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhh, that was FUNNY!!! Thanks for the laugh! Here's one for you!
A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and let's her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar: a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth and finally you drink the lime juice. So the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is ok. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it....
At one second the sharp lime taste hits, at two seconds the Baileys curdles,at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
She smiles widely at him and says "So, how did you like it??? It's called B.J. Revenge."
2006-09-21 02:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny,Why do this to blonde. Someone sent me this:
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
But why!
2006-09-21 00:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by caribana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. good, cool!!!
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2006-09-21 11:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha!Ha! Is the blonde you.
2006-09-21 00:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by Bluffmaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It is funny. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-22 19:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few chuckles from me.
2006-09-21 01:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-21 00:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,a little tacky but still funny
2006-09-21 02:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by divisionbell121979 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-21 00:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋