Because I'm A Man?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day,

This sign will be posted wherever I work: "We don't discriminate against crazy people, but if you're stupid you're on your fawking own!"

Because I'm A Man -

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start."

We will then drink beer.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like “Cumin" or "Tofu" For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).

Because I'm a man, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger-I mean, how the hell could he know where we're going?

Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex or football, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't.

Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for mother's day is okay, I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my Mom too!!

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the 1st century, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, and the dishes. I will do the rest.

~ This has been ~
A public Service message for Women, to better understand the Male animal.

http://www.willyblues.com/

WILLYS JOKES 9/21/06 Because I'm A Man –

Answer 1

Interesting... and insightful... but true... I wonder what will the response to that... "Just because I am a Woman?" would be.... let's face it... it was a woman who gave birth to men... men do not like the fact that more and more women are and can be just as capable... the only thing different... either sex lack what the other needs to procreate... a penis and a vagina.... please don't discriminate against me because I am just a woman.... you truly have to be a woman... to see where we are coming from.... then men wouldn't take us for granted.............

Answer 2

attempt assembly up with him for an off-the-cuff date and ask him...head to head superb thank you to get answer. provide him earnings of the doubt til you be attentive to for specific. If that have been his female then she could have the two asked "who's that this" or what the F***. in case you call and consistently get voicemail i could be aggravating-that could desire to signify it dont prefer to respond to if she is there. what do to procure to lose in case you meet him for dinner?

Answer 3

Yes, you truly are a fine example of a man.

Answer 4

What would women do without us men ? I do believe you covered all the bases.

Answer 5

Thanx for the blurb from another man.

Answer 6

Yes, describes men perfectly.

Answer 7

Ha Ha, very funny. We may get lost sometimes but you women would be lost without us.

Answer 8

I really enjoyed that one, keep up the good work.

Answer 9

I've been feeling a little blue today but when I read this I had to smile. Thanks for cheering me up!

Answer 10

hi!!! sounds fair enough for her...lol jk..thnks!@jokes...10!