2006-09-20 16:31:54 · 32 answers · asked by Flaming_Hamster 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I know a hamster samurai, but no penguin ninjas. Thats not to say that it can't be done. Good luck.
2006-09-20 16:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremy D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well of course you can! But it requires first of all that the bird be shipped to Japan for a brain transplant. Then to the Nikasaki mountain region of the Osakakiki under sea complex. There the penguin will spend twenty two hours a day 7 days a week under going intensive training. Then after a period of 12 years he will come out a pure to the nuggies Ninja. Complete with a Mr. Miagi Diploma! But be damn careful, he will want to be the boss of the house!
2006-09-20 16:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by It All Matters.~☺♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just wanted to clear the air about something. Both ninjitsu and Bushido are Japanese arts. The Samurai were the warlords/public servants that oversaw the governing of the provinces. Ninja were assassins, some times even employed by the Samurai themselves to dispatch with a rival.
Um...I don't think any of them were penguins, though.
2006-09-20 16:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by aghostprofilebeingempty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the world of anime, anything is possible. There have been Samurai Penguins for 20 years. It's about time some became ninjas.
Darn, now where did I put my copy of Samurai Penguin?
2006-09-20 16:44:42 · answer #4 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been building a secret penguin ninja army for years. I will soon unleash them and declare myself supreme ruler of all. See you then!
2006-09-20 16:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by chairkiss_silver 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Penguins no.
Bunnies yes.
Beware the ninja bunnies they don't bring you eggs.
2006-09-20 16:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by chupakabra123 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe an underwater ninja
2006-09-20 16:33:58 · answer #7 · answered by Tact is highly overrated 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Holy tuxedo, Batman, the Penguin is training to be a ninja!"
"Don't get your feathers ruffled, Robin, that bird's never gonna fly!"
2006-09-20 16:36:39 · answer #8 · answered by mailatac 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why does this idiot question get 50 answers and my serious thought provoking one gets 5?
2006-09-20 16:45:10 · answer #9 · answered by medic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it quite easy, but not a Samurai
2006-09-20 16:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋