2006-09-20 15:19:38 · 43 answers · asked by whatever 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
He's DEAD
2006-09-20 15:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by BobTheBizGuru 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor little turtle, he is both...I think we should get a government agency involved and pay a bunch of bureaucrats a bunch of money to study homeless, naked turtles. Nothing will be done of course, except the bureaucrats will not be homeless or naked, unless they are in session, then I hear, there is a lot of naked carrying on....cause we are all getting boinked!!! Peace.
2006-09-20 15:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is the rare turtle of the hidden jungle of your back yard called the homeless ugly dead turtle that lay naked because he was tortured for his misfortune......
2006-09-20 15:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by sedona71 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor little turtle is both homeless and naked. Will you share your shell with him so he won't be?
2006-09-20 15:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by moekittykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turtle's shells are connected by muscle tissue to them. Pull out the Turtle, ou just ripped it's head off.
2006-09-20 15:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by Sooku 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, he is dead. Their back bone is connected to their shell so despite what cartoons may show, it isn't possible for a turtle to survive without its shell.
2006-09-20 15:21:25 · answer #6 · answered by Ann Ducketts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homeless, Naked, and Dead.
2006-09-20 15:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by missesmoo236 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would be both homeless and naked because his shell is his shelter as well as clothing.
2006-09-20 15:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by kingofnarniaforever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was just born turtles aren't born with a shell!
2006-09-20 15:21:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's put it this way, turtles need their shells to protect themselves from predators and death.
2006-09-20 15:21:00 · answer #10 · answered by Shannon T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most likely the poor thing would be dead. Their shell is really their only defense.
2006-09-20 15:21:21 · answer #11 · answered by sportyblush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋