On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
2006-09-20 15:18:47 · 19 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was very funny
too bad for him
^_^ thanks for the morning laugh. keep it up
2006-09-20 16:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats not naughty it's cute and tasteful for us adults. Thanx for the laugh!!
2006-09-20 23:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by *ELiZaH* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. That's got to hurt!
2006-09-20 23:07:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was soooo good....... I bet the beam on his face changed pretty fast.. don't you?
2006-09-20 22:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL. I feel sorry for the couple.
2006-09-20 22:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-20 22:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that funny. you actually made me laugh out loud.
2006-09-20 23:06:32 · answer #7 · answered by cobo6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she should use a telephoto lens :)
2006-09-20 22:36:54 · answer #8 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats good
2006-09-20 22:31:43 · answer #9 · answered by KB86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha whoa lol â¥
2006-09-20 22:48:21 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kind of lame.
2006-09-20 23:49:16 · answer #11 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋