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Don't wanna go into many details, because its kind of an adult question, so if ya don't kow what I'm talking about then I'm not going to repeat it.

2006-09-20 15:12:56 · 13 answers · asked by Emu 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

13 answers

You jerk off too much. Get a girlfriend and stop playing with yourself.

2006-09-20 15:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by TODSHISHLER 4 · 0 0

Maybe you have an STD (stands for "squirted to death") caused by excessive playing with squirter. That is what most adults would guess for the answer to this question.

2006-09-20 22:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0 0

Your gun might be out of ammo there, dude.

You're shooting blanks.
You need to reload another round.
Insert another clip.
C o c k the hammer back.
Put another bullet into chamber.

2006-09-20 22:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only girls squirt. Guy's only spray or shoot a load.

2006-09-20 22:21:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get a girl and tell her to suc off

2006-09-20 22:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by shadymofor 2 · 0 0

well maybe something is clogging the top of your bottle of mustard. i just peal that little layer off and its ready to go again that is until if forms again

2006-09-20 22:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

try squeezing it real hard as it's about to happen, the pressure will build up and it's gotta go somewhere. give her that pearl necklace she deserves.

2006-09-20 22:29:25 · answer #7 · answered by m deal 3 · 0 0

think about some hot chick

2006-09-20 22:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by meandmyskate 2 · 0 0

I really don't think I'm qualified to help you w/ that one.

2006-09-20 22:14:34 · answer #9 · answered by bernie2u4 6 · 0 0

dude that is awesomely funny

2006-09-20 22:25:29 · answer #10 · answered by dan d 1 · 0 0

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