You jerk off too much. Get a girlfriend and stop playing with yourself.
2006-09-20 15:19:43
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answer #1
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answered by TODSHISHLER 4
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Maybe you have an STD (stands for "squirted to death") caused by excessive playing with squirter. That is what most adults would guess for the answer to this question.
2006-09-20 22:23:00
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answer #2
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answered by Rich Z 7
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Your gun might be out of ammo there, dude.
You're shooting blanks.
You need to reload another round.
Insert another clip.
C o c k the hammer back.
Put another bullet into chamber.
2006-09-20 22:24:36
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Only girls squirt. Guy's only spray or shoot a load.
2006-09-20 22:21:26
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Get a girl and tell her to suc off
2006-09-20 22:29:05
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answer #5
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answered by shadymofor 2
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well maybe something is clogging the top of your bottle of mustard. i just peal that little layer off and its ready to go again that is until if forms again
2006-09-20 22:15:55
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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try squeezing it real hard as it's about to happen, the pressure will build up and it's gotta go somewhere. give her that pearl necklace she deserves.
2006-09-20 22:29:25
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answer #7
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answered by m deal 3
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think about some hot chick
2006-09-20 22:15:39
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answer #8
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answered by meandmyskate 2
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I really don't think I'm qualified to help you w/ that one.
2006-09-20 22:14:34
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answer #9
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answered by bernie2u4 6
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dude that is awesomely funny
2006-09-20 22:25:29
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answer #10
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answered by dan d 1
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