2006-09-20 15:02:54 · 11 answers · asked by ericsonejb 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
..... And may all your ups and downs be in the bedroom! :)
But the beginning of the toast should probably be something more sincere and meaningful.
2006-09-20 15:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Ladee Bug 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm a horrible person for saying this, but his toast should end "...I am honored to be your first man, even though I don't deserve it. I slept with your fiance." Follow that up with an obscene face or gesture towards the bride and you'll have a speech that no one will ever forget.
Seriously, you should probably end by connecting some emotion-laden quirk you shared together in your childhood to the big reason the marriage will go well. "It was when I saw how happy my brother was when he found someone to share his love of (insert beloved hobby here) that I knew they would be together forever." Cry a little.
2006-09-20 22:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check out www.customweddingsolutions.com
They have a bunch of toast examples and a free speech guide. i personally like:
"Groom), take (Bride’s) hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!"
:-)
2006-09-20 23:44:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mommy-of-Twins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May the future hold your happiness,
May the future hold your health.
May your heart hold your love,
And may your arms hold your babies, yet to come.
Here’s to your future happiness together!
OR
Let’s raise our glasses as we toast this couple: May you both live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.
2006-09-20 22:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by weddingqueen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Father of the bride and I have something very much in common this day. Today, the Father of the Bride gave away, and placed (bride's fist name)'s hand in (best friend's first name)'s hand, to become as one with him..a new person. Today, I (emphasize "I" and pause) gladly give up a part of my heart as I place my Best friend's (emphasize "MY best friend's) hand in the (bride's first name)'s hand, to become one with her; for through this act of marriage, both will find happiness and purpose as one, far beyond that which either father or friend could possibly conjure. Here's to (both first names!!!Both!...don't say "both" ...and don't screw it up!!!)
2006-09-20 22:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by navigate100 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"now after all we have been through I'm glad to know that (grooms name here) finally recognizes who the best man really is."
meaning you.. the best man
it know it's cheessy, but it will get a laugh.
2006-09-20 23:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by that girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep it simple!
"So now lets raise our glasses to the bride and groom and wish them a lifetime full of love and happiness!"
2006-09-21 11:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by Jaime H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May your love for each other last forever
2006-09-20 22:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by SHASHA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"As a close personal friend of the groom I know that she is a transvestite so it should be one heck of a wedding night."
That will certainly bring the crowd to their feet and give them something to think about for a long time.
2006-09-20 22:05:10 · answer #9 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
May you have more than a fence running around your yard!
or
May you know your children's children
2006-09-21 12:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋