To all skeptics of last-wednesdayism...!?

Question

I know the world was created last wednesday?
All memories historical facts and evidence of anything otherwise is merely placed there by god. I know I'm right, but I would like to see, can anyone prove me wrong?

If the world wasn't created last wednesday then why does this universe brim with the smell of freshness? Look at the proof around you. Life is a miracle brimming with the signs of evident recent creation. After all a chair created decays after time, and we have not decayed, the universe has not shone signs of age.


I'd like to see you prove me wrong. So here is you chance.

Answer 1

ok... you say,

"If the world wasn't created last wednesday then why does this universe brim with the smell of freshness? Look at the proof around you. Life is a miracle brimming with the signs of evident recent creation. After all a chair created decays after time, and we have not decayed, the universe has not shone signs of age."

But earlier you said, "All memories historical facts and evidence of anything otherwise is merely placed there by god."

so, how can you prove that the world was created last wednesday? How do you know the world wasn't created yesterday, or a month ago, or last year if all memories, facts, etc were placed there by God? How can YOU even prove the world was created last wednesday?

Answer 2

Carbon Dating

Answer 3

Amen, brother. I try to tell all the evilutionists (aint I clever for making a pun out of that word). I try to tell them that Satan makes us think the world is older than a week and that dinosaurs were here and that Barry Manilow has a good voice. I try to tell them but no one listens. Praise be to you, brother, for preaching the word.

Answer 4

I doubt if anyone would want to prove you wrong. It's so silly it's funny. When do you have services?

Answer 5

that is a much more plausible theory than that silly "7 Days" thing

Answer 6

You're talking of philosophy...that's in another section.