I don't actually have kids (you can thank me later).
These should be done around age five or six, when the child is old enough to be attached, but young enough that they're still being formed as a person.
1. Send the kid's other parent on vacation for six months. Tell the child that the parent is dead and they'll never see him/her again. Once the kid has resumed smiling, bring the other parent back. Do it again with the other parent, but this time you'll have to be more convincing. Make them look covered in blood and give them drugs to temporarily slow down their pulse and lower their body temperature.
2. Give away the dog. Then serve roast beef for dinner and tell the kid that you killed the dog and are serving it for dinner. Make him/her eat every last bite. Repeat if necessary.
2006-09-20 14:27:23 · 11 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
you sick !
2006-09-20 14:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by sad f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why they heIl are you tormenting the kid like this?
But, to answer your question...
#1 is good, but don't do #2 because that's just sick and besides that's not gonna have the least effect on making the kid cold-blooded (lol that sounds like a reptile), that's just gonna make the kid hate you when he finds out that you cheated him. And how the heIl are you gonna get the parents away for 6 months?
Another thing, you should teach the kid (or hire someone else to teach him) martial arts, and a lot of it, and make the kid really good at it. That will make him more confident to beat people up when he gets older.
How the heIl am I even capable of thinking of this cruel stuff?
2006-09-20 21:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cold blooded child or an emotionally scarred child that grows up and murders his parents ? Sick, just sick. You should really find something more constructive to do with your time.
2006-09-20 22:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by SpecialK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which are you doing-trying to teach this child to be cold blooded or to never trust anyone, including his parents?? I'm a little confused, I think...
2006-09-20 21:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by rdnck_grl_ms_007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you create a cold-blooded child? Isn't there enough cold-blooded people in the world already for you?
2006-09-20 21:32:19 · answer #5 · answered by Magnuna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are a sick individual....... Is this the treatment you received as a child??? I can help you get into counseling I think you need it....
2006-09-20 21:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by ~Crystal~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, thank you for not reproducing.
2006-09-20 21:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by 飞行高 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
im sure that they would work
2006-09-20 21:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by dementhosis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mean
2006-09-20 21:30:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, why?
2006-09-20 21:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PREDATOR ALERT!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-20 21:31:36 · answer #11 · answered by AVA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋