2006-09-20 14:21:59 · 13 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Just be sarcastic yourself. Your the role model.
Having answered your question, I would not want to teach anyone to be sarcastic....
2006-09-20 14:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by mark2zephyr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let the Kid watch as much TV as Possible. Don't keep up with what's going on in School. Let the Kid stay up Late.Let the Kid Eat as much junk Food as Possible.Don't assign the Kid any Responsibilities or Chores. Wait on the Kid Hand and Foot, and give whatever the Kid wants, whenever the Kid wants Anything and Everything.Anything Less would be Child Abuse ! Do that, and the Child will be very Sarcastic and More !
2006-09-20 21:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by gvaporcarb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, didn't you just ask: Two ideas about teaching a child to be cold-blooded, what do you think of these?
What are you tring to do? And by the way, read my answer on that because I think I gave you some good advice.
But, to answer your question...
It would be easy if the kid was a girl, lol.
Always be sarcastic yourself around him, and be around him a lot. That will teach him to be like you.
2006-09-20 21:40:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's something they get used to. If they have a good sense of humor, then it'll come easily. Don't teach...especially if this child is crazy young.
2006-09-20 21:27:51 · answer #4 · answered by Catastrophic. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be a sarcastic yourself and treat them with sarcasm.....later on, the child will pick on the habit. a friend of mine has a sarcastic mom and he's sarcastic too, thanks to his mom!
2006-09-20 21:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by immortal1983 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to teach your child this anyway?
2006-09-20 21:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by LuckyO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be sarcastic yourself and they'll take after you.
2006-09-20 21:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by Magnuna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lead by example.
2006-09-20 21:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by tim h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember the golden rule...do to them what you want done to you...just don't get pis*ed when they do it back...lmao
2006-09-20 21:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by rdnck_grl_ms_007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it just comes natural.
2006-09-20 21:29:46 · answer #10 · answered by aloneathome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋