The Bible's god or the power of cheese?
2006-09-20 14:14:14 · 18 answers · asked by acgsk 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
From the television show Wonderfalls that was tragically canceled after airing only 4 episodes:
Jaye: If you were so happy with the sisters in the field, why did you leave?
Katrina (ex-nun): It was the cheese. The cheese was my undoing. [indicating her plate] This is the miracle of life melted over these chili fries. The bacterial flirtation with enzymes. The co-mingling of friendly micro-organisms giving birth to curds and whey.
And of course like the friendly Kraft Macaroni & Cheese commercials say: "If mama wants to please me, she's only got to cheese me!"
2006-09-20 14:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cheese. Definitely cheese.
2006-09-20 21:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God - The Alpha and the Omega. The Beginning and the End. There is no person or thing more powerful than He.
2006-09-20 21:33:49 · answer #3 · answered by waeyeaw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I strongly believe in the power of cheese. Even on the commercials, it gets you more presents. Cheese freaking rules
2006-09-20 21:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by VoodooTribe 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You can't have a bacon double cheeseburger without the power of cheese, but according to the old testament, you can't even have a bacon double cheeseburger in the first place.
According to my dinner of bacon double cheeseburger-ey goodness, cheese is more powerful.
2006-09-20 21:17:50 · answer #5 · answered by Big_Drew 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The God of Abraham, Issac and Jacob. My God in Heaven.
2006-09-20 21:19:41 · answer #6 · answered by JuNE 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cheese, it will still take a direct hand in the path of man...
put some limburgher in a heat radiator in any high school...no math test today.....
2006-09-20 21:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Without God, no cows, no milk, no cheese.
2006-09-20 21:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by andy c 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Every thing's better with cheese.
2006-09-20 21:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yarr, it be cheese from the depths, but only if it be on the grand noodiliness of the FSM. Yardiharhar.
2006-09-20 21:17:50 · answer #10 · answered by ronintama 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋