2006-09-20 14:11:13 · 33 answers · asked by timjim 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not for anything that I have done, but for what Jesus did for me on the Cross. Only by the grace of God do I deserve to be in heaven. Grace and Peace!
2006-09-20 15:36:23 · answer #1 · answered by Not perfect, just forgiven 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll say because I a) prayed every day that I would get sent to hell to help those who are suffering there; b) made sure that I didn't believe in a god who allowed some into heaven and not others; and c) never ever believed any of the horrible things they taught about you in the bible. He then would disappear and the real Jesus would come out and hug me and thank me for seeing past the ego-projection of him. We'd then walk into heaven where the only ones who aren't there are those who think they needed to strive to get there. And once they change their thinking, they'd be with us and we'd finally know what god, jesus, and heaven are really all about.
2006-09-20 14:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say, sup Jesus, the Flying Spaghetti Monster embraced your life into heaven too? Let's go get a couple o' mugs of beer and watch the strippers.
2006-09-20 14:21:23 · answer #3 · answered by valkyrie hero 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus will not ask!! He will be there with me as I go before God.
Jesus will be speaking for me as I praise God and thank Him for sending His son to die on the cross for my sins.
I'll be forgiven because of his grace!
2006-09-20 14:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jethrok 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That depends on how deeply I would be understanding the consequences of NOT being let in. I would plead. Imagine, you didnt live a righteous life, you may even have been atheist. You find out you were wrong, and the consequences REALLY suck, like The Exorcist suck. Like really evil, and awful. Beyond reckoning horrifying. Forever. Yup, I would beg.
2006-09-20 14:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by Charles D 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He won't ask....he'll already know whether or not I should be let in BUT.........I'd probably say that he knows that no matter what it was I did on earth, good or bad, he knows I've always had a good and loving heart towards everyone and everything.
2006-09-20 14:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord, You made me and know me far better than I know myself... You've seen my life - good and bad - from start to finish... I BELIEVE I have faith in You, but I can deceive myself... You KNOW whether I do or don't... So, I need to know if I belong in heaven or not...? Since You know the truth, I need for You to tell me...
2006-09-20 15:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell the bastard to step aside, I answer to a higher authority, and then I'd find my way to the stripper factory, with a brief stop at the beer volcano.
2006-09-20 14:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by Big_Drew 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get thee behind me, ya division-all right standing highmindead bastard Son of man "should repent", as written in Numbers 23:19; And by none other than Balaam, who would neither enchantment (curse) against Jacob nor divination (defile) against Israel, saying who shall I curse whom God hath not cursed, or how shall I defy [whom] LORD hath not defied? I received only commandment to bless. For God (cannot lie nor die) hath not beheld iniquity in Jacob nor seen perverseness in Israel. (His Grace and Truth can neither Law nor Law).
Life and death does NOT end with Life; But in my Holy Bible the end is notably you all saved(only) by grace(only); you and all the KofG "within you", not in ye do err. And the "you all" in "the end" notably begins with "you": "made perfect", strengthened, stablished, and settled; even seated, notably by the God of all grace (no law at all), that God, who was in "Christ": the end of the law, reconciling the world unto himself, NOT imputing their trespasses unto them.
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus->Christ with you->all. Amen.
2006-09-20 14:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one gets into heaven except by the Grace of God. I would say, "I ask to enter Heaven by your grace and blood, my Lord and Savior."
2006-09-20 14:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by Haus 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋