My girlfriend is upset that I keep my Fleshlight around. She thinks it's that same has having nudie pictures of your girlfriends. She says it goes or she goes.
Girlfriend
Pros: cook, cleans, and does the laundry.
Cons: bitchy, clingy, histrionic personality, wants too much talking and ego stroking after sex.
Fleshlight
Pros: always around, easy to clean up, no period, no stink, toss it under the bed and fall asleep when done.
Cons: doesn't cook clean or do the laundry.
Which one would you get rid of?
2006-09-20 13:51:20 · 11 answers · asked by Vodka 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
sounds like there is no love in that relationship, and you just counted more disadvantages than advantages of your gf and she doesnt sound like a nice person at all! so what is preventing you from leaving her, coz she cooks and cleans? so you are just using her...well, maybe you are made for each other...
2006-09-20 13:56:23 · answer #1 · answered by Mila 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girlfriend Fleshlight
2017-01-11 15:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by midkiff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, its a tough situation but there is a solution to almost anything. First, you can't compare a toy to a human being. If you feel that the fleshlight is doing the job for you and are satisfied, then take the fleshlight, but if you love and respect your mate, then take the girlfriend no matter what.
Tough call, but I think you know which of the two you will choose. Good luck.
2006-09-20 14:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by cool_dude 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What the heck is a "fleshlight". do you mean flashlight? Oh well, I do not know what is a fleshlight but I think you should keep the fleshlight. you should get rid of your girlfriend.
2006-09-20 14:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by Symbolic User 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
this is funny, but u forgot one thing nothing can replace companionship of another person.. and acually its not the same ask her for a trade u get rid if the toy and she gives more -_- (im assuming that is why u have the toy in the first place ..)
2006-09-20 13:54:36 · answer #5 · answered by aaron 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well only you can decide that. You didn't say if you loved your girlfriend or not but if you don't and she gets on your nerves- I say get rid of her.
2006-09-20 13:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by lonelykuroinu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would go for the chick that cleans, just tell her to stop being so ******* wierd.
-Ryan
2006-09-20 13:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by mycarpultunnel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha my man has one too....but he doesnt use it like he use to..i dont mind im not home 24 7 i know he needs to get his rocks off
2006-09-20 13:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by michelle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn...now that's a tough call!
2006-09-20 13:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have more respect for her and get rid of it.
2006-09-20 13:53:39 · answer #10 · answered by jagbeeton 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋