if the are not clean i will report you
2006-09-20 13:47:24 · 5 answers · asked by cheezyboy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods. The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Warden gasped. With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the young guy, "but my friend back there, well, he don't have one."
2006-09-20 14:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper!
What do you call a pig that took a plane?
Swine flu!
What kind of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!
What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate?
Afer ewe!
Why did the ram fall over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn!
What do cows like to dance to?
Any kind of moosic you like!
Where do sheep get shorn?
At the baa baas!
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog!
2006-09-20 16:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question: Why did the chicken go half-way across the road?
Answer: She wanted to LAY IT ON THE LINE.
(OK, you're supposed to laugh now!)
2006-09-20 16:09:18 · answer #3 · answered by awanderingelf 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you know the pig that played in the mud, he took a bath, is that clean enough? lol
2006-09-20 14:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you laughing yet?
2006-09-20 15:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋