Religion Sucks! Atheists suck! Ditto, hindus, bhuddists, jews, wiccans, agnostics, muslims and pagans and Voo-dooers and rastafarians and the homosexual transvestite nazi eskimos (they write their name in the snow sitting down..with swastikas!!)
(insert mindless hateful rant here). Sorry if I left out your religion for a tasteless bashing but I'm so stupid I don't know all of them.
are YOU OFFENDED? If not I shall taunt you a second time.
2006-09-20 13:29:46 · 30 answers · asked by Rabid 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
deazone, Megami of Nekro, Sammie and marquis, Thanks. I"m offering levity, 'tis all. Now you know why so many snowmen are white...ARYANS!
2006-09-20 14:14:50 · update #1
No, I am amused. Thank you =)
2006-09-20 13:32:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Offended? Yes. Outraged? Yes. Amused? Well, yes. Go ahead, give me your best shot you anti-semetic/christian/rasfatarian/pagan/voo-doo hatemonger. I'm especially outraged, as a long standing and respected member of Jews for the preservation of firearms, the John Dillinger Died For You Foundation, and the Episcapelians Against the Spread of Moses Center.
I say man, I can take it. What farcical delights might you cast at my deities, them being so numerous and obscure.
P.S. Jesus lives! He mowes my lawn.
2006-09-20 20:37:21 · answer #2 · answered by marquisdesang 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, you idiot! everything you said was fine except the part about jews. Don't you know that nothing derogatory can be said about them? As a matter of fact, they don't like us lesser peoples to even SAY the word jew unless you follow it up with worship and praise. I'm glad i'm not you because you're in for a world of hurt. Have fun being labled "Anti-semetic" and having people automatically disregard everything you say whether its true or not.
2006-09-20 21:22:08 · answer #3 · answered by Truthseeker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good luck trying offend me buddy I don't have a religion but
I am not an Atheists either...
2006-09-20 20:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Someone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would be offended, but you left me out of your rant,
i am a White Pagan New Age Practicioner of Ancient Spiritualism.
2006-09-20 21:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know...you sound like you could use some of my klonopin. It's the medicine I have to take when I have severe mood swings. Either that or maybe you just need to get laid.
2006-09-20 20:39:19 · answer #6 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might be offended if I were one of the groups you trashed or if I paid much attention to children.
2006-09-20 20:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by Skeff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being an Atheist isn't a religion
here u might like this site u happy chap
http://www.godisimaginary.com
2006-09-20 20:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not offended.
Laughing away!
2006-09-20 20:33:50 · answer #9 · answered by sammie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I am not offended, and I will turn the other cheek
2006-09-20 21:03:58 · answer #10 · answered by morris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"but I fart in your general direction, and I can tell you know what I mean you pig dog"
lol for the MP quote
its ENGLISH pig dog though, haha, you empty headed animal food trough wiper :)
2006-09-20 20:38:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋