Holy crap. She must've emptied out her intestines completely. She is super good looking. She is in her early 30's and could be a model. But I can't get over this smelly dump thing. I am a guy and I am considering asking her out to dinner. But how can I eat dinner with her in peace thinking about the smelly dump. And her underwear must've looked terrible after the messy dump. What should I order for dinner? Please help!
2006-09-20 12:37:57 · 31 answers · asked by cannonball 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i guess doing anal with her is out of the question
2006-09-20 12:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's something to consider: maybe she's a man eater and that honkin' smelly dump was her last date. Something to consider huh? Oh and by the way you might want to wonder what her reaction would be to one of your own little gifts. The point here is I've never yet met anyone whose **** doesn't stink and if I ever do, I might consider I've met someone who was truly better than me. Till then we're all human:smells, burps, and gurgles so don't be in such a hurry to put anyone on such an impossible pedestal.
2006-09-20 12:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by ron k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey nobodys Poop smells like roses!! If does they must have eatten some roses before hand!! We all poop and it can smeel to high heaven! I know there are times I could have peeled the wallpaper off the wall and wilted the flowers that were in the bathroom after eatting mexican!! Bad stuff comming out! Doesn't matter how pretty the girl is it happens to us all!
2006-09-20 12:43:59 · answer #3 · answered by kolowski4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Aceboyle2003 !
Welcome to reality !
Yes, hot women do take smelly dumps; we also belch, scratch ourselves, fart, get boogers in our noses, urinate loudly at times and sometimes snore.
Hmmn, I guess you forgot that we're human, and being human we have bodily functions..
Anyway, just keep looking at her incredibly beautiful face; that should erase your memory of the bathroom incident, and help keep you focused on your yummy dish; the one you'll be eating, and the one sitting across from you !
I'm cutting down on red meat, so order a big, fat, juicy steak, and take a big bite for me ! * sigh *
Love, light, and peace,
tishy
2006-09-20 12:54:03 · answer #4 · answered by bubletish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get over it! Everyone poops even beautiful people. Think about it this way, you see models on tv or famous actresses like Angelina Jolie. They take shits too. There's no discrimination when it comes to smelly poops.
She probably wiped herself so she's clean. Some women carr wipes to freshen themselves too. As long as you did not smell it on her, she's clean.
2006-09-20 12:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by Thot77 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, so I guess YOUR poop is a bouqet of wild flowers? Get over it. And if this woman is as beautiful as you say, couldn't you think of some OTHER bodily functions while sitting across from her? Focus on her nubile body undulating beneath you... Her lips, swollen and half open sighing in pleasure.... Her tongue darting back and forth across her mouth...
What was the question?
2006-09-20 12:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Jerry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just because she was a hot woman dosen't excuse her from taking a smelly one. Haven't you ever done the same thing?
She's human. It's what we people sometimes do.
2006-09-20 12:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by Kimberley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to Taco Bell and then don't date her for another 3 days, by then she will of been all cleaned out and therefore nomore smelly suprises.
2006-09-20 12:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Flat Top 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contrary to popular belief, all women take dumps. Get over it and ask her out.
2006-09-20 12:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by country girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who are you -- Baskin Robbins? Do you poop in 52 different flavors??? Get a clue bud. S**t happens and it stinks!!
2006-09-20 12:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by lucy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless she had diarrhea she could've waited to go home or made up an excuse to leave. There is no justification no matter how hot she is.
2006-09-20 12:41:49 · answer #11 · answered by dcbossygirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋