2006-09-20 10:32:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris is suing Law and Order for copyright infringement... they're using the names of both his legs. He could kick out God's teeth and wear them as a necklace.
2006-09-20 10:33:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once saved a little girl from drowning by perfoming cpr on her. Once revived he stood the little girl up and roundhouse kicked her in the face, killiing her instantly. He did this to prove that the great Chuck giveth and the great Chuck taketh away. Your question can't be answered because Chuck Norris is God and although he could roundhouse kick himself in the face, he truly is almighty and would not hurt his foot or his face in the process. Very interesting question indeed Lightning Boy.
2006-09-20 10:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by completewasteofoxygen 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think Chuck Norris would want to roundhouse kick God in the face, but if he did, it would be the last move he ever made.
2006-09-20 10:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by resilience 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh hell no the night is afraid of Chuck Norris much less God!
2006-09-20 10:33:42 · answer #4 · answered by rookie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it because Chuck Norris is a christian.
2006-09-20 10:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no norris's foot would get caught in gods beard
then god would snap norris in half w/ his pinky toe
2006-09-20 10:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse??
2006-09-20 10:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by Pogo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. God is in the UFC.
2006-09-20 10:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
with God ALL things are possible.
2006-09-20 10:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by yeppers 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uh huh
2006-09-20 10:33:19 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋