A recent survey commisioned by the Institute of Obesity in Paris concluded that fatties like to fly more than most people because they can fill their faces with donuts and suchlike whilst abroad- thus keeping their anonymity.
I dont mind this but I resent having to sit next to them on a plane in this current climate of fearful flying?
I dont mind gay people though as they are always willing to advise on Feng Shui. Any advice for dealing with my fears?
2006-09-20 09:37:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
It doesn't really matter.
With aircraft you either have all the time in the world to get out or less time then it take to blink before death.
2006-09-20 09:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by DogbertCarroll 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay let me get this straight
you are traveling in an a metal aircraft weighing 870,00lbs - at 35,000 feet travel at 600mph and if it goes down you expect to live.
LOL - even if you hit water the chances of survival is minimal and the amount of fat ppl on board make little difference
2006-09-20 16:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by smartypantsmbcanada 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww, you wouldn't wanna sit next to me?? Just think, if the plane crashes in the water, you can always use me for a floatation device!
2006-09-20 16:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by terra143 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Link to this survey? It's a little hard to believe. Can't they just eat in the privacy of their home and save the thousands of dollars on overseas airfare? As to your little problem don't fly if you don't like it.
2006-09-26 15:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by Peri 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you fall out of the plane you can grab onto one and maybe use them to break your fall, or use as an impromptu life raft when drifting out to sea.
2006-09-20 16:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by shabbathanks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Always get an aisle seat. Or one near the front door so you can escape!
2006-09-20 20:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by Dave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've insulted fat people and gays. I hate to think who else is on your list. Of course, all of those people would sooner swim in toxic waste than associate with someone as intolerant as you, so it all works out!! Fabulous, dahling!!
2006-09-20 16:49:06 · answer #7 · answered by webhag 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You ignorant fool. Maybe you should ask to be relocated to another seat? Or maybe travel by train? I wouldnt want to sit by you or even talk to you. I would much rather strangle you and have your ignorance die with you. Have a nice day D.i.c.k.
2006-09-24 14:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by Simplystunning 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most airlines charge for two tickets for persons of enormous girth. If they buy two tickets, then they should have two seats and not be next to you.
2006-09-20 16:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life. You have no respect for yourself. Stop flying and drive yourself you certainly not a people person.
2006-09-20 17:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by purrfectsandcastle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋